Much like we do all the time, We talked about a bunch of different shit today.
Here’s the quick abridged version:
- Apparently some cam girls are squirting directly into containers or receptacles to collect their squirt. (why this is happening, exactly, I have no actual idea.) This kicked up the age old debate on whether squirting is an actual thing or just pee. However, I reminded everyone that in the end it doesn’t matter because the bigger issue isn’t authenticity but more about why you think purchasing a product covered or filled with someone’s (WHOM YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW) bodily fluid is a good fucking idea!!
- We attempted to school some Grey’s on how to ask for things when they are rocking a zero balance, which then spawned the phrase NO TOKENS, NO STROKIN’S. I’m patenting that shit.
- Butt pimples are an occupational hazard, so to speak. However, that doesn’t mean anyone should have to look at them if you find yourself with a zit covered tush. Dab some Maybelline on that bitch!!
- I admitted how I don’t have a problem with nicknames. If you are tipping, you can call me Grandma for all I care. Grey members should either learn my actual name, my room rules or how to sit with their hands folded in their laps like good broke little bitches because it’s not what you say but how you say it and money speaks louder than words. Or something like that.
- If you type a bunch of nonsensical gibberish I am going to assume that you are being held captive somewhere and trying to get a message out and I will do my best to alert the authorities. Or silence you…either one.